A writer writing. Writing with soymilk next to his side and his dreams in his pocket. A genuine aries, he's an impatient, lovable, adventurous fucker. If you like to take long walks to the couch to watch some classy ass films, you automatically get 69 henry points. If you ever need advice on how to undick your life here's a man to talk to about your problems over a glass of a kickassery. In a nutshell, life is full of surprise pregnancies and impromptu post-paycheck piercings, so he wants to write down as much as he can learn from his experiences before he forgets them like the 4-month old hummus still in the fridge.